April 3, 2011

ima hafto shit the windows

dear and that is something else that bugs me diary,

why do kids have to walk by my house singing? wtf? i didn't sing when i walked around as a kid, i transported my ass from one place to another in a quiet fashion. i did not bounce my hair around and giggle and make a bunch of goo goo noises. i hurried up and got to where i was going. true enough, i never thought about any retarded whores taking a nap- or preparing to take a nap at 7PM at night, or any other time for that matter, but i wasn't fucking having a personal parade either. not only that, i think it is dangerous for a young lady to draw such attention to herself, because if i were a predator- sitting in my OWN house minding my own business- i would now be aware that a juicy little singing cupcake just walked past my door- made all my dogs bark- and now my perverted thoughts could be ignited and there you go. plus- my dogs did bark- and fuckin that is just dumb. next time i may follow her home so i can tramp back in forth in front of her house in hopes of being molested. ima just hafta deal with this later. after i have a talk with that SQUAWKING BIRD. FUCK.