dear showgirl diary,
there was no time to put the pantyhose on- believe me they would have been ripped off anyway. i am a paid reader sometimes and usually i'll wear a costume. i like to sit on the edge of the bed, or in the bed when i read- it's more comfortable for everyone. i thought about going to ivesdale to have lunch at the blarney stone today- but i dunno iffin i can get up. my knee has a cramp in it and my fingernails are the dumbest shade of pukeshit brown- but i like to rotate my polish- so i figured while they were stupid short, a dumbshit brown was appropriate. i took the grump for a ride in the car last night and everybody would not stop looking at him. he is a beautiful dog and i bet he does look massive hanging out the window like he always does. i adjusted the mirror so i could see his lip flappin in the wind. he rolled his blockhead up in the window- i had to lock them. it is time to wrap this up and float.
there was no time to put the pantyhose on- believe me they would have been ripped off anyway. i am a paid reader sometimes and usually i'll wear a costume. i like to sit on the edge of the bed, or in the bed when i read- it's more comfortable for everyone. i thought about going to ivesdale to have lunch at the blarney stone today- but i dunno iffin i can get up. my knee has a cramp in it and my fingernails are the dumbest shade of pukeshit brown- but i like to rotate my polish- so i figured while they were stupid short, a dumbshit brown was appropriate. i took the grump for a ride in the car last night and everybody would not stop looking at him. he is a beautiful dog and i bet he does look massive hanging out the window like he always does. i adjusted the mirror so i could see his lip flappin in the wind. he rolled his blockhead up in the window- i had to lock them. it is time to wrap this up and float.
