dear ever since diary,
they changed the formula to my favorite brand of popsicles. the good humor ones in the yellow box- with the jokes on the stick. they are lucky the orange ones still taste about right or i dunno what i would do. snap prolly. but they sure did fuck up the red and grape ones. fuckers. i've written this before- but i'll write it again because it's true- it just happened again a minute ago- every time i suck on something- it ends up in the shape of a dick. i think i t must be the way my mouth is shaped inside. i dunno. ice cream cones- same way. suckers- all of 'em. if i suck on it- it will end up looking like the head of a dick- sure as shit. so, as a general rule- i cant suck on things in public. i just refrain. i get my ice cream cone in a cup and try really hard not to start sucking on whats on the spoon- cuz the same thing will happen there too.
they changed the formula to my favorite brand of popsicles. the good humor ones in the yellow box- with the jokes on the stick. they are lucky the orange ones still taste about right or i dunno what i would do. snap prolly. but they sure did fuck up the red and grape ones. fuckers. i've written this before- but i'll write it again because it's true- it just happened again a minute ago- every time i suck on something- it ends up in the shape of a dick. i think i t must be the way my mouth is shaped inside. i dunno. ice cream cones- same way. suckers- all of 'em. if i suck on it- it will end up looking like the head of a dick- sure as shit. so, as a general rule- i cant suck on things in public. i just refrain. i get my ice cream cone in a cup and try really hard not to start sucking on whats on the spoon- cuz the same thing will happen there too.
