dear not what i was wanting diary,
i freaked out earlier and thought Easter was sunday and got the turkey out and then i realized it wasn't til next sunday and put it back in the freezer cuz now i got time to thaw it the right way- thank goodness- i didn't feel like gettin in a hurry about nuthin- that would have SUCKED- man that would have sucked- but it is a tiny turkey- a big chicken actually- so i woulda lived- but we don't have to worry about that now- i'll take it out wednesday prolly- and that bitch will be good and ready to cook somewhere dumb on sunday. ima use my new portable plugin oven and cook it in the bedroom or out on the porch so i can cook an oven FULL of other shit to eat with the turkey. this will be the second time i've used the nifty little fucker like my grandma used to have. dad got me one for Christmas last year. i think i will put it out on the porch. fucking turkey man. i love turkey. fuck yes. with the gravy. and the damned cranberry salad shit. omfg. why me? right now i am going to eat a ham sandwich. pork- the other white meat.
i freaked out earlier and thought Easter was sunday and got the turkey out and then i realized it wasn't til next sunday and put it back in the freezer cuz now i got time to thaw it the right way- thank goodness- i didn't feel like gettin in a hurry about nuthin- that would have SUCKED- man that would have sucked- but it is a tiny turkey- a big chicken actually- so i woulda lived- but we don't have to worry about that now- i'll take it out wednesday prolly- and that bitch will be good and ready to cook somewhere dumb on sunday. ima use my new portable plugin oven and cook it in the bedroom or out on the porch so i can cook an oven FULL of other shit to eat with the turkey. this will be the second time i've used the nifty little fucker like my grandma used to have. dad got me one for Christmas last year. i think i will put it out on the porch. fucking turkey man. i love turkey. fuck yes. with the gravy. and the damned cranberry salad shit. omfg. why me? right now i am going to eat a ham sandwich. pork- the other white meat.
