dear pile up everybody diary,
let's just have an orgy. i have never done that yet. i have always wanted to. get a bunch of naked people in a pile and find holes. man. am i a pervert tonight or is that every night? i got nothing done today- but that is normal. ima do the same thing tomorrow- after i roll out noodles. ima get that done iffin it kills me- at least the fucktards will have noodles for easter dinner. i am ready to eat some turkey. ima still cook it on the porch- that is my plan anyway. plan B is mexican food if something were to go wrong. i saw the sign- they are open. i just made my finger bleed. dangit. how special. i am not a big fan of jay leno. i like letterman. in case anyone ever wondered. but they prolly didn't.
let's just have an orgy. i have never done that yet. i have always wanted to. get a bunch of naked people in a pile and find holes. man. am i a pervert tonight or is that every night? i got nothing done today- but that is normal. ima do the same thing tomorrow- after i roll out noodles. ima get that done iffin it kills me- at least the fucktards will have noodles for easter dinner. i am ready to eat some turkey. ima still cook it on the porch- that is my plan anyway. plan B is mexican food if something were to go wrong. i saw the sign- they are open. i just made my finger bleed. dangit. how special. i am not a big fan of jay leno. i like letterman. in case anyone ever wondered. but they prolly didn't.
