dear hop and a jump diary,
sitting on the edge of the water, sometimes it is tempting to think about jumping in- head first. gotta check the calendar first tho, make sure it ain't a first shift day- wouldn't want to be rescued by the 'hero of the year.' i'll come back to this place tomorrow- or the next day- just to make sure. if you take the 'private investigator' out of opinion- what you have left is an onion- and those (when sliced with a dull knife) will make you cry, but i like them so much i'll bleed through the tears and eat them fuckers all day- as long as they're cooked. i can still swim, i think, but i dunno, i haven't tried for a long time. i assume it's like riding a bike- but i dunno if i can do that- i haven't done that for quite some time either. i know i can still rollerblade- i just did that shit the other day- there might still be some hope for me- hopefully i wont get in any one's way.
sitting on the edge of the water, sometimes it is tempting to think about jumping in- head first. gotta check the calendar first tho, make sure it ain't a first shift day- wouldn't want to be rescued by the 'hero of the year.' i'll come back to this place tomorrow- or the next day- just to make sure. if you take the 'private investigator' out of opinion- what you have left is an onion- and those (when sliced with a dull knife) will make you cry, but i like them so much i'll bleed through the tears and eat them fuckers all day- as long as they're cooked. i can still swim, i think, but i dunno, i haven't tried for a long time. i assume it's like riding a bike- but i dunno if i can do that- i haven't done that for quite some time either. i know i can still rollerblade- i just did that shit the other day- there might still be some hope for me- hopefully i wont get in any one's way.
