dear it's like this diary,
how exciting. for the first time in gosh- TEN YEARS- yes, ten whole years- i getta see the back of my refrigerator! lucky fucking me! the unibomber took it upon himself to pull that mother fucker out. how EVER will we be able to thank him? i can think of several ways. i would rather NOT type them down because of that LITTLE tiny word our legal system likes to toss around called... PREMEDITATION... (SHOUT OUT STATE OF ILLINOIS) but i been thinking about that shit for a LONG fucking twenty some odd ass years now. wait strike that. really tho. why would you do that- have me start a big project- when you know i'm laid up and could die at any minute? oh, cuz i been asking you to do it? thanks for gettin around to it- THREE MONTHS LATER. i got news for the birthday boy. i ain't bustin my flat, dumb, stupid, lazy, pathetic, worthless, no good, whorin, black dick needin, money wastin, weird food likin, perfume wearin, hair straightnin, dick suckin ass. not today. nope. ima take me a little ride and a long nap when i get home and he can suck my fat black dick.
how exciting. for the first time in gosh- TEN YEARS- yes, ten whole years- i getta see the back of my refrigerator! lucky fucking me! the unibomber took it upon himself to pull that mother fucker out. how EVER will we be able to thank him? i can think of several ways. i would rather NOT type them down because of that LITTLE tiny word our legal system likes to toss around called... PREMEDITATION... (SHOUT OUT STATE OF ILLINOIS)
