well, i learned something during my slumber-less slumber last night. becky is a retarded whore. when we first got to bed- she INSISTED on sleeping with her feet towards me, which i think was some sort of message. then- less than an hour after we went to bed- she wanted to get up and go outside and started her licking bullshit. when she wants to wake me up without asking- she will lick her lips- like smack them over and over- instead of just announcing, "OUT!" and i'd rather she just vocalize her need and be done with it. so i get up, let her out, post, get back in bed- and now she wants her ass in my face and gunna GROWL under her breath when i SUGGEST she turn around a lay the right way. i had to laugh. becky growled at ME. oh no she DINT. it took her the better part of two years to get the nerve to growl at me- and it had to be an april fool's joke- HAD TO BE. i thumped her in the head and rolled over and she thinks we are cool today. she hasn't tried to love up on me yet. i aint quite sure how it will be. she's still so damned cute tho.
