April 5, 2011

up TO something...

dear oh yeah diary,

i've been thinking. i think that either:

A: the unibomber knows something i don't know
or
B: the unibomber is straight GUILTY of something
or
C: both.

because he has been doing some weird (and i mean SUPER WEIRD) shit lately- and i have been TAKING ADVANTAGE AT EVERY TURN. look, now, here, please. i do not want to make him sound like anymore of a butthole than he is, but he is a BUTTFUCKINGHOLE. with that said, he's an okay guy, he's just an asshole. it's best to avoid him. which means, no talking to him, no looking at him, no being in the same car, room, or general area (if possible). you do your thing and he does his. only on certain 'special' and unavoidable occasions do you have contact, like when the car wont start, holidays, in passing, nighttime, etc. lately tho, something is different. something has changed. he's been almost pleasant. what could be causing this radical unforseen change? i've been blogging now since january 18th and rarely speak a word inside my own home. there is no need. if i should have to run my mouth about anything- i come here- to my sanctuary. he's on his blackberry all the time recently. i do have blackberry readers. do you think he likes knowing how he drives me crazy? or do you think he's got him a little yum yum blog of his own? wouldn't that be impossibly funny.