dear turkey bacon diary,
i found a package hidden in the fridge and started jumping for joy. ima make pancakes in a minute to eat with it. i love pancakes with real butter and real syrup and whole milk with the red cap. fuck the pink capped milk. my mom drank that watered down shit. ick. i want everything thicker than most, my meat, my koolaid, my milk, my man. thick is better anyway you go. that way over the years- you can afford to lose some- cuz you know you will. i think. so ima eat some bacon now. cuz ima hungry whore. for to the shore.
i found a package hidden in the fridge and started jumping for joy. ima make pancakes in a minute to eat with it. i love pancakes with real butter and real syrup and whole milk with the red cap. fuck the pink capped milk. my mom drank that watered down shit. ick. i want everything thicker than most, my meat, my koolaid, my milk, my man. thick is better anyway you go. that way over the years- you can afford to lose some- cuz you know you will. i think. so ima eat some bacon now. cuz ima hungry whore. for to the shore.
