dear this funky ass dog diary,
came right up to me and turned around and let a squeaky little fart right in my face. it seems like it is raining outside now. it is. a reaction in the whole atmosphere from the fart of my dog- i'll bet you anything. was it even supposed to rain? omfg. i just got home from the store and i didn't see anything that remotely looked like rain. oh good. it just quit. oh great. it just started again. oh wow. who knew this was coming? i sure didn't see THIS on the news- but i wasn't watching it. now the window is wet. i don't get it. what the fuck. i am hungry. ima eat some pudding and watch that show on brains.
came right up to me and turned around and let a squeaky little fart right in my face. it seems like it is raining outside now. it is. a reaction in the whole atmosphere from the fart of my dog- i'll bet you anything. was it even supposed to rain? omfg. i just got home from the store and i didn't see anything that remotely looked like rain. oh good. it just quit. oh great. it just started again. oh wow. who knew this was coming? i sure didn't see THIS on the news- but i wasn't watching it. now the window is wet. i don't get it. what the fuck. i am hungry. ima eat some pudding and watch that show on brains.
