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dear you can go where you want to diary,

you should leave your friends behind. you should drive by my house and honk real loud and make me laugh like you used to. you should have a baby- the cutest little boy- and it should have a small dick- just like you have a small dick- and he should bring you lots of joy. you should prolly get remarried and invite me and the unibomber to the show- we'll bring a cool present and i wont snicker during the ceremony- shit we prolly wont even go. you should move across the street from me and show me your bare ass through the window at night- oh nevermind- he'll be watching and that'll just cause a big fight. oh for fucks sake- what was i thinkin- we still hate each other- my bad.