May 6, 2011

battle of the onion

dear destroy all that you came with diary,

i blasted my headache with tylenol- it wants to fight back- but i have been pushing hard with my laughter and snide remarks which i will not repeat here. i just ate some porkloin roast that was so fucking good- you wouldn't believe it if i told you. incredible achievement, to know how others will react to the news of it all- of which i do not. sympathizers may have thought tourists would flock to see a distraught whore on her knees and i will hate to disappoint them. no matter what happens from now on, everyone will think that the saltier the tear- the deeper the wound for which caused the pain- but that's not true, i just cut an onion.