dear in the capacity of others and the way they read into things diary,
i worry about y'all sometimes and the quality of your sleep after you read some of my vivid postings. i watched my brother cut open a turtle one time cuz i told him the turtle ate a half dollar that was silver and worth way more than fifty cents. now that part ain't true. but we did find a turtle once that we named ernie, because i said bert was gay. looking back now, i don't see why that mattered, the part about bert being gay and all, but clearly he wasn't. but wouldn't that have made earnie gay too? even gayer? huge fan of bert right here folks- i have three piggy banks of him right now. i'm just now starting to fill them back up. i decided i was broke last month and cashed them all in. i had 1455 dimes and 56 half dollars in one. YIKES! i was happy as a lark. but i told you all that before. we had that ernie turtle for quite awhile actually. we kept him down by the pond. he was a good turtle and never caused any trouble- he kept the man under the road company. then one day we came home from school, my brother and i, and ernie was smeared across the road. somebody did a burnout on ernie and there was turtle on my mom's tire. SHOUT OUT MOM! WE STILL LOVE YOU!
i worry about y'all sometimes and the quality of your sleep after you read some of my vivid postings. i watched my brother cut open a turtle one time cuz i told him the turtle ate a half dollar that was silver and worth way more than fifty cents. now that part ain't true. but we did find a turtle once that we named ernie, because i said bert was gay. looking back now, i don't see why that mattered, the part about bert being gay and all, but clearly he wasn't. but wouldn't that have made earnie gay too? even gayer? huge fan of bert right here folks- i have three piggy banks of him right now. i'm just now starting to fill them back up. i decided i was broke last month and cashed them all in. i had 1455 dimes and 56 half dollars in one. YIKES! i was happy as a lark. but i told you all that before. we had that ernie turtle for quite awhile actually. we kept him down by the pond. he was a good turtle and never caused any trouble- he kept the man under the road company. then one day we came home from school, my brother and i, and ernie was smeared across the road. somebody did a burnout on ernie and there was turtle on my mom's tire. SHOUT OUT MOM! WE STILL LOVE YOU!
