May 22, 2011

the bigger the 'contract' ~ the sweeter the deaL

dear revoking of the contract diary,

there are not many things you can do to cause me to revoke my signed and negotiated contract with you- once i have decided to be your whore. if you agree to all of my demands and shit, and i agree to all of your demands and shit- we are good to go for the duration. i mean really. look at my references. i only come with the ONE BAD ONE, and i ain't sure how bad of a reference he'd actually give me, cuntface his wife scored me pretty low though, SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE, but i think in comparison to all the other women and men (once she did a full scale investigation) she'd prolly give me extra points, i am sure. after seeing what i saw, knowing what i know, and not doing what he wanted me to do- IN HER HOUSE, she fucking better- that bitch. a glowing reference is all anyone can ask for. that's what i give all my old clients. the ones who have the biggest 'contracts' anyway.