dear i hate the way my house smells diary,
when i walked in after work tonite, the smell took me over. it was that strong. it stunk like pancake syrup and i like pancake syrup- ON PANCAKES- but not as a room freshener. thank you. turns out the fuckface unibomber has gone and bought some kind of flavored coffee bean (which must also be ground) and this is what has the whole house in an aromatic fuckfest of which- i am not liking. at all. it stinks. this makes the second time i have smelled the horrid smell and this time is much much worse. last time, i thought it was just the creamer or syrupy shit he leads it up with- now i know. the unibomber loves kitchen gadgets. i think a kitchen really only needs a toaster and a mixer and a microwave and crock pot. we have to have an ice crusher, electric knife, seal-a-meal, vegetable grinder/chopper, juicer, egg dicer, tomato slicer, pineapple corer, ice cream scoop, coffee grinder, cappuccino maker, coffee pot (that brews in 20 seconds) toaster oven, meat slicer, pizza oven, portable roaster oven, steamer, meat grinder, two electric skillets, and a fry daddy. but we cant keep a blender and i hate coffee and 99.9% fried foods. i am into fried green beans right now, omg, they are the shit.
when i walked in after work tonite, the smell took me over. it was that strong. it stunk like pancake syrup and i like pancake syrup- ON PANCAKES- but not as a room freshener. thank you. turns out the fuckface unibomber has gone and bought some kind of flavored coffee bean (which must also be ground) and this is what has the whole house in an aromatic fuckfest of which- i am not liking. at all. it stinks. this makes the second time i have smelled the horrid smell and this time is much much worse. last time, i thought it was just the creamer or syrupy shit he leads it up with- now i know. the unibomber loves kitchen gadgets. i think a kitchen really only needs a toaster and a mixer and a microwave and crock pot. we have to have an ice crusher, electric knife, seal-a-meal, vegetable grinder/chopper, juicer, egg dicer, tomato slicer, pineapple corer, ice cream scoop, coffee grinder, cappuccino maker, coffee pot (that brews in 20 seconds) toaster oven, meat slicer, pizza oven, portable roaster oven, steamer, meat grinder, two electric skillets, and a fry daddy. but we cant keep a blender and i hate coffee and 99.9% fried foods. i am into fried green beans right now, omg, they are the shit.
