dear insurance lady diary,
i feel really self conscious about now, because my kid, prince william, blabbered out my web address at the insurance office OVER AND OVER until she wrote it down. i knew she was kewl since i met her on june 19th when i walked in her office last year and sat down. i just felt at home there- like she knew me already. well she's sure in for a treat. she will never prolly be able to look at me the same way ever again. but that's okay. i don't have many secrets anyway. SHOUT OUT TO STATE FARM INSURANCE- THE BEST INSURANCE I HAVE EVER HAD. before state farm i'd had the same insurance for sixteen years and i'd pretty much had it with them. my new insurance lady wrote the 'dear john' letter to them and everything. then my old insurance started calling and crying- leaving the most pitiful messages on my voice mail. finally that stopped. then the MOST amazing thing happened. i am still benefiting from this today in fact. I GOT A $574 CHECK IN THE MAIL FROM MY ESCROW ACCOUNT AT THE BANK AND MY HOUSE PAYMENT DROPPED THIRTY BUCKS. what do you think about that? during the most EXPENSIVE YEAR IN MY HISTORY. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. so i got a new pair of boots. some of you should remember that. anyway ima eat a chicken boob and rest. it has been an exciting day. yay.
i feel really self conscious about now, because my kid, prince william, blabbered out my web address at the insurance office OVER AND OVER until she wrote it down. i knew she was kewl since i met her on june 19th when i walked in her office last year and sat down. i just felt at home there- like she knew me already. well she's sure in for a treat. she will never prolly be able to look at me the same way ever again. but that's okay. i don't have many secrets anyway. SHOUT OUT TO STATE FARM INSURANCE- THE BEST INSURANCE I HAVE EVER HAD. before state farm i'd had the same insurance for sixteen years and i'd pretty much had it with them. my new insurance lady wrote the 'dear john' letter to them and everything. then my old insurance started calling and crying- leaving the most pitiful messages on my voice mail. finally that stopped. then the MOST amazing thing happened. i am still benefiting from this today in fact. I GOT A $574 CHECK IN THE MAIL FROM MY ESCROW ACCOUNT AT THE BANK AND MY HOUSE PAYMENT DROPPED THIRTY BUCKS. what do you think about that? during the most EXPENSIVE YEAR IN MY HISTORY. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. so i got a new pair of boots. some of you should remember that. anyway ima eat a chicken boob and rest. it has been an exciting day. yay.
