dear this is what the genius said now diary,
'sigmund freud (another horny genius who dabbled in cocaine) was an avid pipe smoker. legend has it that during a lecture about the sexual implications of oral fixations, a mischievous attendee asked him what the unconscious meanings were behind his constant pipe puffing. the great man's answer was, "sometimes a pipe is just a pipe." over the years this quote somehow morphed into "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." regardless, the intent is the same. every once in a while there is no subtext, no hidden meaning. in my own experience i would suggest that, "sometimes a monkey is just a monkey." that being said, i think we can all agree that a cigar is always an ignitable penis.'
'sigmund freud (another horny genius who dabbled in cocaine) was an avid pipe smoker. legend has it that during a lecture about the sexual implications of oral fixations, a mischievous attendee asked him what the unconscious meanings were behind his constant pipe puffing. the great man's answer was, "sometimes a pipe is just a pipe." over the years this quote somehow morphed into "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." regardless, the intent is the same. every once in a while there is no subtext, no hidden meaning. in my own experience i would suggest that, "sometimes a monkey is just a monkey." that being said, i think we can all agree that a cigar is always an ignitable penis.'
