dear my mom used to slap the whoreshit out of me diary,
shit you not, if some phrase or slang word came out of my mouth she didn't like- she wouldn't hesitate to pop me a smacker faster than a blink of an eye. i got to where i would duck before i would run my mouth. sometimes i would forget though- because my mouth always did run faster than i could catch it. it fucking sucks having one of those kind of mouths too- because they never do tame. i am just so glad my ankles didn't turn out fat- or my knees. my mom would be very pleased at how my legs turned out, but when she would watch television these days and hear the comments about the 'bong hits' and 'sperm donations' it makes me wonder who she would reach over to slap. i know that no matter how cool i really think i am inside- i don't think i could have ever brought her over here to the understanding of the terminology and technology we use and call humor on the dark side. just a note.
shit you not, if some phrase or slang word came out of my mouth she didn't like- she wouldn't hesitate to pop me a smacker faster than a blink of an eye. i got to where i would duck before i would run my mouth. sometimes i would forget though- because my mouth always did run faster than i could catch it. it fucking sucks having one of those kind of mouths too- because they never do tame. i am just so glad my ankles didn't turn out fat- or my knees. my mom would be very pleased at how my legs turned out, but when she would watch television these days and hear the comments about the 'bong hits' and 'sperm donations' it makes me wonder who she would reach over to slap. i know that no matter how cool i really think i am inside- i don't think i could have ever brought her over here to the understanding of the terminology and technology we use and call humor on the dark side. just a note.
