dear new wave of style diary,
so i am really catching on to things around here. i am. for the last two days now i have sported a whole new look. proof that just because i wasn't hit on the head as a child like both my children were, i can still come up with new and interesting things to spunk up a boring whore's life. here is exactly what i did- iffin you would like to try it yourself. first i took a bath- and washed my hair and used a deep yummy drenching conditioning treatment. i let it sit there- in my hair- and thought about all the things i usually think about when that shits in my hair and i'm sittin there- keeping my water clean- waitin for it to quench in and tonight- i saw the window where the screen was for two years. it looks funny up there. it makes the whole basement look cleaner somehow. it is funny how a clean window really does make a dirty place cleaner. i love clean windows. then i finally rinsed my hair- i have mermaid hair- i really love my hair, and then my kid called and i had to GO PICK HIS ASS UP AND THAT PISSED ME OFF. so instead of stayin pissed off about it- i flipped my hair out the window and air dried my hair on the way there. now i have that poofy style hair again and i think i'll really like it better in the morning when it's got the frizzle look on the east facing side of my head. oh and watch this while you're at it.
so i am really catching on to things around here. i am. for the last two days now i have sported a whole new look. proof that just because i wasn't hit on the head as a child like both my children were, i can still come up with new and interesting things to spunk up a boring whore's life. here is exactly what i did- iffin you would like to try it yourself. first i took a bath- and washed my hair and used a deep yummy drenching conditioning treatment. i let it sit there- in my hair- and thought about all the things i usually think about when that shits in my hair and i'm sittin there- keeping my water clean- waitin for it to quench in and tonight- i saw the window where the screen was for two years. it looks funny up there. it makes the whole basement look cleaner somehow. it is funny how a clean window really does make a dirty place cleaner. i love clean windows. then i finally rinsed my hair- i have mermaid hair- i really love my hair, and then my kid called and i had to GO PICK HIS ASS UP AND THAT PISSED ME OFF. so instead of stayin pissed off about it- i flipped my hair out the window and air dried my hair on the way there. now i have that poofy style hair again and i think i'll really like it better in the morning when it's got the frizzle look on the east facing side of my head. oh and watch this while you're at it.
