May 20, 2011

craving a rice crispy treat?

dear i believe in magic diary,

marshmallows are a good example of magic and wicked magic at that. if you leave a marshmallow out on the counter for a week and propel that bitch at someone with a slingshot, you CAN fuck somebody up. you can. yet, if you eat the bitch straight from a sealed bag- it's like eating a mouth pillow. oh fuck, put a little heat to the bitch and watch out- a mouth orgasm. you know, as i sit here and think, a marshmallow could very well be the food analogy to a female orgasm and the magic of the whole process. sometimes there are miniature ones and sometimes there are 'jet puffed' ones and sometimes there are the ones that are so big, "you CAN fuck somebody up." i believe i may be on to something here.