dear foul balls diary,
the unibomber stunk so bad this morning- i couldn't stand one more minute of it. he started to unload the dishwasher and i made him quit. he asked why and i screamed, "BECAUSE YOU'RE STINKING UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WHEN YOU LIFT YOUR ARMS UP FOR FUCKS SAKE."
"IT AIN'T ME," he bellows back. but it was him, it is him, and whenever there is a smell like that IT IS ONLY HIM that can smell like that. good gawd. so where do you think he is at now? MY BATHTUB. i'll be bleaching that bitch out later today. VIOLATION. i cant lay naked in there now. eww. i wish they made a tub condom. i would make him use one. i hate knowing someone else has been in my tub. am i crazy? is this wrong of me? i cant even drink after him anymore. things are different now. we have our own blankets. mine is blue- his tan. if all roads lead to nowhere, i got there a long time ago. i'm on the sidewalk now- where is it gunna take me? do people look in trees when they lose something? that is where i hide things. and you know when the rain comes straight down there ain't no wind behind it.
the unibomber stunk so bad this morning- i couldn't stand one more minute of it. he started to unload the dishwasher and i made him quit. he asked why and i screamed, "BECAUSE YOU'RE STINKING UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WHEN YOU LIFT YOUR ARMS UP FOR FUCKS SAKE."
"IT AIN'T ME," he bellows back. but it was him, it is him, and whenever there is a smell like that IT IS ONLY HIM that can smell like that. good gawd. so where do you think he is at now? MY BATHTUB. i'll be bleaching that bitch out later today. VIOLATION. i cant lay naked in there now. eww. i wish they made a tub condom. i would make him use one. i hate knowing someone else has been in my tub. am i crazy? is this wrong of me? i cant even drink after him anymore. things are different now. we have our own blankets. mine is blue- his tan. if all roads lead to nowhere, i got there a long time ago. i'm on the sidewalk now- where is it gunna take me? do people look in trees when they lose something? that is where i hide things. and you know when the rain comes straight down there ain't no wind behind it.
