dear i stole a tree and i liked it diary,
so what. hang me. prove it. fucking show me the tape. so there. i didn't even know it was a national forest let alone what national forest it was from. and it prolly was premeditated too, because i brought the shovel from illinois all the way to south dakota WITH A ZIPLOCK BAGGIE AND DIRT BY GAWD and i was gettin me a tree to plant in my butt fucking yard from the head park. and turns out, there were plenty to get- but you had to go across the street from the heads. you dont need a shovel to steal a small tree from the forest, or at least i didn't. i never took my shovel from the car in fact. my tree pulled right up from the ground. i named it seedling t. treelimb, but seedling never really got to thrive like she was supposed to. when i put her in her new dirt, she looked hella happy. i watered her back at our shelter and put her in a plastic cup- hoping she would feel more secure for our long journey. when we got home i was so excited to unite her with our mid western soil. i put seedling t. treelimb into my yard and tied her to a stick. i knew i would soon have part of the head forest in my very own front yard. not so fast. into the front yard the unibomber did drive one friday evening around dusk. my heart began to pound as i flew outside and look down to the ground at seedling- her twig she was tied to- just crushed. my dreams of having a head forest from south dakota were gone- seedling was dead. just another PRIME example of wanting to bash the unibomer upside HIS head. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. i got a better tree growing out there now that's half grown already- from a colorado forest and made HIM dig the hole for it. so there. now what.
so what. hang me. prove it. fucking show me the tape. so there. i didn't even know it was a national forest let alone what national forest it was from. and it prolly was premeditated too, because i brought the shovel from illinois all the way to south dakota WITH A ZIPLOCK BAGGIE AND DIRT BY GAWD and i was gettin me a tree to plant in my butt fucking yard from the head park. and turns out, there were plenty to get- but you had to go across the street from the heads. you dont need a shovel to steal a small tree from the forest, or at least i didn't. i never took my shovel from the car in fact. my tree pulled right up from the ground. i named it seedling t. treelimb, but seedling never really got to thrive like she was supposed to. when i put her in her new dirt, she looked hella happy. i watered her back at our shelter and put her in a plastic cup- hoping she would feel more secure for our long journey. when we got home i was so excited to unite her with our mid western soil. i put seedling t. treelimb into my yard and tied her to a stick. i knew i would soon have part of the head forest in my very own front yard. not so fast. into the front yard the unibomber did drive one friday evening around dusk. my heart began to pound as i flew outside and look down to the ground at seedling- her twig she was tied to- just crushed. my dreams of having a head forest from south dakota were gone- seedling was dead. just another PRIME example of wanting to bash the unibomer upside HIS head. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. i got a better tree growing out there now that's half grown already- from a colorado forest and made HIM dig the hole for it. so there. now what.
