dear shitty fucking mood and good time for a sudden departure diary,
by the looks of things, the unibomber is setting himself up for the long haul. which is totally fine with me. i let him see me naked the other day (accidentally on purpose) so i could have told you this was coming. i don't do anything to try to impress him, why should i. um, first two clues, i bathe only when parting his company and brush my teeth primarily for the same reason. clues three and four, my armpits and seaweed stench levels are growing abundantly. clue five, on one hand (excluding the wicked words we expressed this morning) how many words do you think have we exchanged in two days? ahh yea and finally, when is the last time i have been dressed? it was last saturday, the 21st. and before that it was april 29th, and before that it was april 9th, and before that it was in december. i backed myself into this mess and spin my tires on a daily basis. smiling the entire time, wishing i could smoke the good weed and at least get a fucking kick out of the stupid like i used to. i will shave my legs tonight. but not to impress anyone, for the serious safety concerns. i need to get all the razors used and put away before i make shanks out of them again. i learned how when i was in jail those few hours- a skill that may end up coming in SUPER HANDY BEFORE THE DAY ENDS. omfg. shout out CUNTFACE.
by the looks of things, the unibomber is setting himself up for the long haul. which is totally fine with me. i let him see me naked the other day (accidentally on purpose) so i could have told you this was coming. i don't do anything to try to impress him, why should i. um, first two clues, i bathe only when parting his company and brush my teeth primarily for the same reason. clues three and four, my armpits and seaweed stench levels are growing abundantly. clue five, on one hand (excluding the wicked words we expressed this morning) how many words do you think have we exchanged in two days? ahh yea and finally, when is the last time i have been dressed? it was last saturday, the 21st. and before that it was april 29th, and before that it was april 9th, and before that it was in december. i backed myself into this mess and spin my tires on a daily basis. smiling the entire time, wishing i could smoke the good weed and at least get a fucking kick out of the stupid like i used to. i will shave my legs tonight. but not to impress anyone, for the serious safety concerns. i need to get all the razors used and put away before i make shanks out of them again. i learned how when i was in jail those few hours- a skill that may end up coming in SUPER HANDY BEFORE THE DAY ENDS. omfg. shout out CUNTFACE.
