dear my mouth diary,
my mouth smells like dogshit. it really does. it stinks like i got a fresh laid turd and stretched it out across the plate and served it to myself- steamy hot with a garlic roll. it is even worse when i lick my finger and smell it and don't ask me why i did that. i bet if i didn't brush my mouth before court the judge would keel over. my eye is even twitching from the stench. ima do something about this horrible smell.
my mouth smells like dogshit. it really does. it stinks like i got a fresh laid turd and stretched it out across the plate and served it to myself- steamy hot with a garlic roll. it is even worse when i lick my finger and smell it and don't ask me why i did that. i bet if i didn't brush my mouth before court the judge would keel over. my eye is even twitching from the stench. ima do something about this horrible smell.
