dear in a bad mood are we diary,
eww. fuck you. and i mean it. i am not in a bad mood. you are. not you who is reading this, i hope, but HIM, the unibomber HIM. FUCK HIM. for the last time. omfg. now then. eww. that mother fucker called me a bitch less than a MINUTE after i got up today for the third time and that AIN'T a record. he said someone ran into the back of the car and all but had me by the hair to take me to show me "the proof." i saw none. turns out, the "dent" was under the license plate. holy fucking whoreshit. what a major wreck that must have been there. who checks under the license plate for random dents? now check this out, the plate is NOT dented. wouldn't that be like checking under a blanket to see if IT had laid an EGG? blankets don't lay eggs, but if the unibomber were to check, I'LL JUST BET YOU THERE WOULD BE A GOLDEN ONE.
eww. fuck you. and i mean it. i am not in a bad mood. you are. not you who is reading this, i hope, but HIM, the unibomber HIM. FUCK HIM. for the last time. omfg. now then. eww. that mother fucker called me a bitch less than a MINUTE after i got up today for the third time and that AIN'T a record. he said someone ran into the back of the car and all but had me by the hair to take me to show me "the proof." i saw none. turns out, the "dent" was under the license plate. holy fucking whoreshit. what a major wreck that must have been there. who checks under the license plate for random dents? now check this out, the plate is NOT dented. wouldn't that be like checking under a blanket to see if IT had laid an EGG? blankets don't lay eggs, but if the unibomber were to check, I'LL JUST BET YOU THERE WOULD BE A GOLDEN ONE.
