May 4, 2011

heeebie jeeebies

dear meet me in the hallway diary,

if you were a hard up scumbag who would fuck anything that walked, wouldn't you be in pussyville Heaven to work in a place where all the nasty bitches in the town came to sell their blood? omg you'd get CREAM OF THE CROP. especially if you could drag them right across the street to your house- give them an extra twenty bucks to suck your dick for five minutes and send 'em on their way out the door. selling my plasma- giving a fast blowjob to the dude that poked me... fuck i'd do that twice a week too. eww. those lucky girls. it'd take longer to fill out the papers than do the blowjob. that has to be the job of a lifetime for somebody somewhere. i'm just sayin. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE.