dear no explanation needed diary,
please shut up. that was my wish for myself during the night last night. my thinking is that watermelon must make me talk. all i do is explain the order of protection in my sleep, i make fun of it and the people involved and how and why they obtained it. i think i give part of my stage show at times, and other times, a cop interview, it goes back and forth in between the two scenarios. one minute i have complete control over what is being thrown out there and the next i am being interrogated. i don't mind talking to the cops usually. i don't get an attitude with them, well once i did. the officer came over here to my house and said the neighbor (who i was friends with her sister) accused MY PRINCE HARRY of throwing a bologna sandwich in her swimming pool. that PISSED ME OFF for the following reasons:
please shut up. that was my wish for myself during the night last night. my thinking is that watermelon must make me talk. all i do is explain the order of protection in my sleep, i make fun of it and the people involved and how and why they obtained it. i think i give part of my stage show at times, and other times, a cop interview, it goes back and forth in between the two scenarios. one minute i have complete control over what is being thrown out there and the next i am being interrogated. i don't mind talking to the cops usually. i don't get an attitude with them, well once i did. the officer came over here to my house and said the neighbor (who i was friends with her sister) accused MY PRINCE HARRY of throwing a bologna sandwich in her swimming pool. that PISSED ME OFF for the following reasons:
- we had no bread
- we had no bologna (I DON'T BUY THAT SHIT)
- it was a BABY POOL
- since when do we call the LAW over a BOLOGNA SANDWICH?
- i KNEW her sister very well, could she not have CALLED?
- really. A BOLOGNA SANDWICH?
well, i no longer talk to her sister and don't miss her a bit. we have bread now, but i still don't buy bologna. people complain about THE dumbest shit, i dunno, and our government and judicial system take notice of it. maybe if some swift just lines were drawn in the murky waters, THINGS WOULD BE CLEAR on how people could FUCK OTHERS MORE APPROPRIATELY. i believe i'd look into re-defining the LAWS OF HARASSMENT- seems like it should be a TWO WAY STREET, if you ask me, but then NOBODY ever does- and that's fine. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. I LOVE YOU.
