dear it ain't easy being retarded diary,
my phone has been ringing all day, but nobody leaves a message. i dunno. it is unfortunate, i need to get a phone that the ringer works. hummm. all these area codes. 303, 617, 847, 317, i've been busy doing area code searches all day. i shoulda put my phone number on here a long time ago- just for something to do. it is hot today- i don't wanna be dressed. sticky icky. i wanna be wet and naked in water. preferably a jacuzzi tub with company, but alone would be fine too, i'm not picky. maybe a roll around in the grass or a fun little swat on my ass- for making you wait just a minute tooooo long...... or for telling you all of your pudding was gone. we coulda had so much fun for awhile- but after all that time- i wasn't your style. you liked them balls that hang big like yours- but a tiny small dick that don't match- for sure, i'll see my phone light up again one day- and i'll answer that bitch and be sure to say, "good morning," to the person on the line- waiting to hear MY voice this time.
my phone has been ringing all day, but nobody leaves a message. i dunno. it is unfortunate, i need to get a phone that the ringer works. hummm. all these area codes. 303, 617, 847, 317, i've been busy doing area code searches all day. i shoulda put my phone number on here a long time ago- just for something to do. it is hot today- i don't wanna be dressed. sticky icky. i wanna be wet and naked in water. preferably a jacuzzi tub with company, but alone would be fine too, i'm not picky. maybe a roll around in the grass or a fun little swat on my ass- for making you wait just a minute tooooo long...... or for telling you all of your pudding was gone. we coulda had so much fun for awhile- but after all that time- i wasn't your style. you liked them balls that hang big like yours- but a tiny small dick that don't match- for sure, i'll see my phone light up again one day- and i'll answer that bitch and be sure to say, "good morning," to the person on the line- waiting to hear MY voice this time.
