dear voicemail diary,
i finally got my very first recreational voicemail, but i haven't listened to it yet. ima try and figure that out when i am in the bathtub next time. i am not very good at learning new things, prolly cuz i am so good at what i already know, (wink) like even answering the call was a bit of a challenge. i did good at stopping it from ringing, i said, "hello," and my heart even was thumping because i could tell the call was different- but then some automated woman said, "to accept this call from," and then a yummy, "JOSH," said his name, and the automation continued, "press one and to send to voicemail- press two," and i fucking thought it was a collect call- i got confused- and scared- and i didn't want to pay- and so i hung up. then i got the text message- a hot guy called my number and left a message. i'll cancel all my appointments for a josh one. well let's not get ahead of ourselves. i still have to make a living around here. LMAO.
i finally got my very first recreational voicemail, but i haven't listened to it yet. ima try and figure that out when i am in the bathtub next time. i am not very good at learning new things, prolly cuz i am so good at what i already know, (wink) like even answering the call was a bit of a challenge. i did good at stopping it from ringing, i said, "hello," and my heart even was thumping because i could tell the call was different- but then some automated woman said, "to accept this call from," and then a yummy, "JOSH," said his name, and the automation continued, "press one and to send to voicemail- press two," and i fucking thought it was a collect call- i got confused- and scared- and i didn't want to pay- and so i hung up. then i got the text message- a hot guy called my number and left a message. i'll cancel all my appointments for a josh one. well let's not get ahead of ourselves. i still have to make a living around here. LMAO.
