dear cake on a platter diary,
imagine your head for a moment, on a platter. wouldn't that be a sight. i am hungry now, so let's not imagine that anymore. let's switch and imagine a big gooey cake then. i am about ready to send the unibomber off on a voyage. he is going alone. i intend on staying here. alone. what a treat. he is preparing to launch. i am excited. it is a rare event that i am alone these days, usually i require a babysitter of some sort. ahh, yes. a babysitter it would seem, until further notice, it would seem, SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE, i am not being at all mean. i am living the dream. back to the cake- our gooey cake filled with cream. i feel like i could make one- if i had a pan clean. i am going to mop the floor in my kitchen. i will be a sweaty busy whore- there will be no one here to listen to me bitchin- except becky and the grump who i will thump on the head- and when i get done we will crawl into bed.
imagine your head for a moment, on a platter. wouldn't that be a sight. i am hungry now, so let's not imagine that anymore. let's switch and imagine a big gooey cake then. i am about ready to send the unibomber off on a voyage. he is going alone. i intend on staying here. alone. what a treat. he is preparing to launch. i am excited. it is a rare event that i am alone these days, usually i require a babysitter of some sort. ahh, yes. a babysitter it would seem, until further notice, it would seem, SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE, i am not being at all mean. i am living the dream. back to the cake- our gooey cake filled with cream. i feel like i could make one- if i had a pan clean. i am going to mop the floor in my kitchen. i will be a sweaty busy whore- there will be no one here to listen to me bitchin- except becky and the grump who i will thump on the head- and when i get done we will crawl into bed.
