dear fat men with loud bikes diary,
okay what IS your deal? personally, ida be more impressed iffin you had a pick-up truck or a toyota corolla. i ain't a bike kind of gal. i mean i am sure there are bike whores out there for ya waiting though- all day long in fact. just lined up waitin. but when you pass me on the roadway and make your bike hurt my ears- i already hate you- so don't bother licking your lips or whatever you call that mouth action shit you did at me- i was done when you passed- you really didn't need to slow that hog back down. speaking of pigs- ain't you one. why ain't you covered up more anyway? i know it is hotter than hell today mister, but that ain't no excuse for having that body out. you need to get a muffler on that bike, a rope on that kite, and a jacket on your white brother cuz you a nasty nasty boy. i slapped the living dogshit out of my kid for honking at you and i KNOW you seen me do it.
okay what IS your deal? personally, ida be more impressed iffin you had a pick-up truck or a toyota corolla. i ain't a bike kind of gal. i mean i am sure there are bike whores out there for ya waiting though- all day long in fact. just lined up waitin. but when you pass me on the roadway and make your bike hurt my ears- i already hate you- so don't bother licking your lips or whatever you call that mouth action shit you did at me- i was done when you passed- you really didn't need to slow that hog back down. speaking of pigs- ain't you one. why ain't you covered up more anyway? i know it is hotter than hell today mister, but that ain't no excuse for having that body out. you need to get a muffler on that bike, a rope on that kite, and a jacket on your white brother cuz you a nasty nasty boy. i slapped the living dogshit out of my kid for honking at you and i KNOW you seen me do it.
