dear where the green fern grows diary,
now hear this. i have a wild green fern growing in my yard. i feel blessed. i used to go and steal ferns from the people across the street where i used to live. SHOUT OUT OLD NEIGHBORS ON WILLIAM STREET WHO ARE DEAD NOW. the ferns i dug up always fucking died- i never had good luck with them bitches and planted them on the same exact side of the house and everything. late at night, i would sneak over with my pail and shovel and dig up a few and pee my pants laughing the whole time i was doing it. i felt so stupid because i knew they'd give me as many as i wanted. but it was much more fun to get them this way. i had a couple that lived, but they never did come back after winter like theirs always did. to make things worse, after i took some of theirs, it made their fern crop just double in size. i had to sit from my porch everyday and see that beautiful shit and it drove me absolutely insane with jealousy. but i had the tiger lilly's and moon flowers everyone else wanted. but all i could think about was them damned ferns. they made my mouth squirt.
now hear this. i have a wild green fern growing in my yard. i feel blessed. i used to go and steal ferns from the people across the street where i used to live. SHOUT OUT OLD NEIGHBORS ON WILLIAM STREET WHO ARE DEAD NOW. the ferns i dug up always fucking died- i never had good luck with them bitches and planted them on the same exact side of the house and everything. late at night, i would sneak over with my pail and shovel and dig up a few and pee my pants laughing the whole time i was doing it. i felt so stupid because i knew they'd give me as many as i wanted. but it was much more fun to get them this way. i had a couple that lived, but they never did come back after winter like theirs always did. to make things worse, after i took some of theirs, it made their fern crop just double in size. i had to sit from my porch everyday and see that beautiful shit and it drove me absolutely insane with jealousy. but i had the tiger lilly's and moon flowers everyone else wanted. but all i could think about was them damned ferns. they made my mouth squirt.
