an interest of dick hopp

dear somebody did a search on dick hopp today diary,

ima see how many times i can use the name dick hopp in this post now. i wonder who would search for dick hopp. i doubt it was dick hopp. maybe it was dick hopp. wouldn't it suck to have the name dick hopp. if dick hopp was my name, i would change it. i saw dick hopp the other day in the courthouse. he was with a man who filed for a divorce against his poor wife who was clearly battling cancer and had a stupid mule for her lawyer. i wanted to be her lawyer. i heard how dick hopp rearranged his spice rack- everybody did- and it made me just want to puke on the floor. dick hopp sat there and went on and on about his spice rack for twenty minutes and it was all i could do to remain in my seat. i needed to employ dick hopp to arrange my spice rack. my spice rack was a hot mess and it seemed like dick hopp was indeed the man qualified to do my dirty little job. i decided i didn't want dick hopp in my house. i decided i didn't want to employ dick hopp. i am sure there is a conflict of interest.