dear forgetting diary,
there is no way i will ever forget this day ever as long as i live. i can remember other may 5th's, but this one runs off with the cake. ima go get a cake, or maybe make some pecan bars. fuck i dunno how i want to mark the occasion, but something must be done. it ain't everyday something like this happens to a whore. i cant remember the last time i felt so fucking special. except maybe last friday when the king hero tiny dick came creepin where he shouldnta been. i wish i could tell CUNTFACE how her husband crawled back to his favorite whore. SHOUTOUT CUNTFACE, but what do you bet she doesn't already know. not having contact is so much better when you have TEN THOUSAND party contact anymfway. yahoo.
there is no way i will ever forget this day ever as long as i live. i can remember other may 5th's, but this one runs off with the cake. ima go get a cake, or maybe make some pecan bars. fuck i dunno how i want to mark the occasion, but something must be done. it ain't everyday something like this happens to a whore. i cant remember the last time i felt so fucking special. except maybe last friday when the king hero tiny dick came creepin where he shouldnta been. i wish i could tell CUNTFACE how her husband crawled back to his favorite whore. SHOUTOUT CUNTFACE, but what do you bet she doesn't already know. not having contact is so much better when you have TEN THOUSAND party contact anymfway. yahoo.
