May 15, 2011

the lighter side

dear it is a lovely day to be a whore,

when people come by to make personal appointments, it really puts you on the spot to work them in because you feel obligated to- because they've taken the time out of their day to stop by and all that, but i cant let them inside for the simple fact- they think their appointment will start now. i don't do walk in's. go away or stay out on the porch. that way there ain't no kind of funny business. i don't like the pressure of funny business anymore. i have found that after the funny business come the court papers, you cant make everyone happy. i got release forms now that i make all my new clients sign. first of all, any stawking is permitted. if i like that shit- ima chase it around and you ain't sayin a word about it. if you're married, you'll need to find yourself a different whore. and if i catch you lyin about your marital status, ima charge you double for your last appointment and you better hope you ain't one of my favorite clients.