dear it always rains every year on this date diary,
all my friends had babies today and every year they all have huge parties complete with the big blow up jumper toy thing for the kids to play on and shit and do you know every fucking year it rains? every fucking year. my one friends spent over a hundred bucks on JUST the ribs (lol had to laugh sorry) and look at it outside. so just think, a big wet jumper toy and a shitload of ribs- that is a party every two year old will love. and now it is cold out. that is wrong on every level. i hate the weather- it never complies. i was going to go this year. i kinda don't think anyone will miss me anyway... if they do... i am sure they'll file the necessary COURT PAPERS.
all my friends had babies today and every year they all have huge parties complete with the big blow up jumper toy thing for the kids to play on and shit and do you know every fucking year it rains? every fucking year. my one friends spent over a hundred bucks on JUST the ribs (lol had to laugh sorry) and look at it outside. so just think, a big wet jumper toy and a shitload of ribs- that is a party every two year old will love. and now it is cold out. that is wrong on every level. i hate the weather- it never complies. i was going to go this year. i kinda don't think anyone will miss me anyway... if they do... i am sure they'll file the necessary COURT PAPERS.
