May 19, 2011

mother fucker

dear junk yard blues diary,

wearing my 'not so yellow shirt' to the salvage yard today to visit captain todd, i realized i might have missed my calling in life. THE place where i prolly could have worked and been happily employed my whole life. captain todd and i prolly would have made quite the freak couple too, in bed as well, i'd safely bet, as he looked to be one gifted mother fucker and a fine mate to buddy up and have the children with, if i do say so myself- and i just did. yes captain todd can be the engineer of my whore ship anydamn time he is ready, but i am done bearing the offspring. we can pay for somebody else to do that shit. i felt right at home underneath his front counter, i could have stayed there all day. maybe i will go back tomorrow.