May 18, 2011

next week is fine

dear and if you think that, then you are dumb diary,

do you think i would have figured it out faster then if i were a brain surgeon? i don't. actually, i'd prolly still be fucking the little dick mother fucker because brain surgeons are busy little whores and distracted easily by their work. they live in REVERSE dog years, so one year to us is actually seven to them and that is why doctors and politicians and movie stars seem to have much longer illicit affairs, believe me- it is NOT because the sex is so good- it is because it is so infrequent.