dear cautiously proceeding diary,
i am not paranoid, i know they are watching me. my people tell me all the time how i need to be careful here on my blog and on the phone and shit because i use words "they" listen for. i always say words and phrases like, but not limited to; unibomber, fuck shit up, blow some shit up, slap a head, blunt, blunt force trauma to the head, rob a bank, whore, killer, animal molestation, poke your eye out, ima cut a dick off, hide in a cave, sex slave boat, stalk, judge, water boarding, tiny penis, obama, city worker, suck a dick, hero, and all those other known terrorist 'hot' code words. i am sure they've got me on their TOP TEN LIST of people to, 'keep an eye on,' and i keep that in mind while i write. that is why i never threaten to come after anyone specific. so if you are 5'8" and weigh 225lbs (fatass) DON'T WORRY.... 10-4 good buddy? so i dunno why they wrote me an email if they are secretly analyzing my communications now. if they want me to change my vocabulary- maybe they should sign me up for school. i'd even take an online class- which they could monitor. SHOUT OUT NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY!
i am not paranoid, i know they are watching me. my people tell me all the time how i need to be careful here on my blog and on the phone and shit because i use words "they" listen for. i always say words and phrases like, but not limited to; unibomber, fuck shit up, blow some shit up, slap a head, blunt, blunt force trauma to the head, rob a bank, whore, killer, animal molestation, poke your eye out, ima cut a dick off, hide in a cave, sex slave boat, stalk, judge, water boarding, tiny penis, obama, city worker, suck a dick, hero, and all those other known terrorist 'hot' code words. i am sure they've got me on their TOP TEN LIST of people to, 'keep an eye on,' and i keep that in mind while i write. that is why i never threaten to come after anyone specific. so if you are 5'8" and weigh 225lbs (fatass) DON'T WORRY.... 10-4 good buddy? so i dunno why they wrote me an email if they are secretly analyzing my communications now. if they want me to change my vocabulary- maybe they should sign me up for school. i'd even take an online class- which they could monitor. SHOUT OUT NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY!
