May 10, 2011

oh positive

dear that is nasty diary,

i could never sell my blood. that is nasty. i donate my blood. the big hero city employee with the tiny little penis and i did it together a couple of times- but i donated blood long before he ever entered the picture. i have true whore blood. i have O+ blood and my blood can get pumped up into anybody or however that works. now prince william came out perfect, meaning he has A+ blood and i don't know about the unibomber or prince harry and harry became quite upset the other day when i knew william's blood type and not his. william's is just easy to remember- cuz he's perfect. but seriously, i could never sell my blood. my mom was sick when i was little and she used 78 pints of blood people donated between Easter sunday 1978 and Labor day 1983. it is true that in one of those pints of blood came another disease that did seal the deal, but the other 77 were the lifesaving drops of love that kept her with us those precious extra years. i know a crackhead didn't donate their time or blood to give me those few extra moments with my mother. that is why i could never sell my blood. i donate it, in hopes that a little whore has an extra day with her mommy.