May 10, 2011

one flew past the whornets nest

dear gourd head diary,

go ahead and judge me all you want, i don't like bugs. mosquitoes, ants, fleas, spiders, gnats, you name it, bees and wasps and whornets especially- bugs suck. i just saw a flying one and it reminded me- the bug season has arrived. fuck a bug. they get in my hair. once i ate a bug. sure, it didn't kill me, but it gives me the inner jeebies when i think about it and i relive the experience every time it passes through my head. see right there. a bug just landed on me now. a black beetle bug. omfg. now the bugs will invade my dreams. i couldn't live with cock roaches. i couldn't do it. i wouldn't do it. i live in a bug free zone. my house is far toooo messy for a cock roach.