dear on one side diary,
all my life i have tried to chew on both sides of my mouth. that is harder to do that one might think, especially when you aren't thinking about it. i think food tastes better when you leave your mouth open just a little bit- to let air in to mix with your food while you're chewin. the unibomber says i am a pig cuz i chew with my mouth open- but i am telling you- food don't taste right with it closed. and about corn on the cob, that's is another thing. i cant help it that i was raised to eat the shit right. i eat a row at a time- like a typewriter- and a row goes all the way down the cob and three cornrows deep- with butter and NO SALT- and i just like it hot- don't cook it. the only reason to heat up corn at all is to make sure them fuckin corn worms are dead- otherwise you could just eat it right out of the patch. i like to eat, but i don't like people to criticize how i chew my food. them little sweet corns are comin up right now in somebody's back yard and i cant wait til they are on my plate. i'll be chewin that shit on both sides of my mouth with my jaw droopin down to the GROUND.
all my life i have tried to chew on both sides of my mouth. that is harder to do that one might think, especially when you aren't thinking about it. i think food tastes better when you leave your mouth open just a little bit- to let air in to mix with your food while you're chewin. the unibomber says i am a pig cuz i chew with my mouth open- but i am telling you- food don't taste right with it closed. and about corn on the cob, that's is another thing. i cant help it that i was raised to eat the shit right. i eat a row at a time- like a typewriter- and a row goes all the way down the cob and three cornrows deep- with butter and NO SALT- and i just like it hot- don't cook it. the only reason to heat up corn at all is to make sure them fuckin corn worms are dead- otherwise you could just eat it right out of the patch. i like to eat, but i don't like people to criticize how i chew my food. them little sweet corns are comin up right now in somebody's back yard and i cant wait til they are on my plate. i'll be chewin that shit on both sides of my mouth with my jaw droopin down to the GROUND.
