dear nerve endings diary,
for some reason, i am at my wits end today with the unibomber, his voice, and the style of his hair. he looks like george washington and i do wish he would get a haircut. he did finally shave that shit off his face and not a moment too soon, to be honest with you, he did it in stages and i didn't really even notice until he'd called me on it. i try not to look at him and just got so used to it that now i just don't and then when i do- it scares me sometimes. so now he's wearing the pony tail thing in the back and his sides are so long- even they fit in there too. oh my. such style that flows from the mysterious quiet man with the long flowing hair and shaven face. when i see a man with a pony tail i always think of willie nelson and this other guy we know named tim. i also think the unibomber would look ultra cool with two pony tails- one on each side of his head. or if he would raise the one pony tail higher on the crown of his head- maybe position it over his balding spot- he could prevent a sunburn while riding his bike. i dunno. just an idea. and if someone could please explain to me what that little chin pony tail was used for- i'm still trying to figure that one out. i mean i have my suspicions- but someone should really draw me a picture- and color it in.
for some reason, i am at my wits end today with the unibomber, his voice, and the style of his hair. he looks like george washington and i do wish he would get a haircut. he did finally shave that shit off his face and not a moment too soon, to be honest with you, he did it in stages and i didn't really even notice until he'd called me on it. i try not to look at him and just got so used to it that now i just don't and then when i do- it scares me sometimes. so now he's wearing the pony tail thing in the back and his sides are so long- even they fit in there too. oh my. such style that flows from the mysterious quiet man with the long flowing hair and shaven face. when i see a man with a pony tail i always think of willie nelson and this other guy we know named tim. i also think the unibomber would look ultra cool with two pony tails- one on each side of his head. or if he would raise the one pony tail higher on the crown of his head- maybe position it over his balding spot- he could prevent a sunburn while riding his bike. i dunno. just an idea. and if someone could please explain to me what that little chin pony tail was used for- i'm still trying to figure that one out. i mean i have my suspicions- but someone should really draw me a picture- and color it in.
