dear we got a new phonebook today diary,
i used to get so excited when the new phonebooks would come. i always looked my name up first to see if it was in there and it always is because i am one of those dumb people who still feel like they have to have a home phone and you know the stupid thing about it? there ain't a phone plugged in anywhere in my house. ain't that dumb? you don't have to answer because i already know it is. so you're prolly thinking now, well, 'shut the bitch off then,' but i can not do it. when prince harry was in 4th grade- i'd just hooked up with the pervert HERO- it makes me SICK when i see it like that since prince harry is now in HIGH SCHOOL, nevertheless- he had this little friend ashlyn who would NOT stop calling our house- DAY AND NIGHT- and it was driving me INSANE. i called the phone company and changed our number. the lady put me on hold at the phone company- i didn't ask for any special number, and when she came back on the line she was ready to give me my new randomly assigned computer generated number. the number she gave me was my grandparent's old phone number that they'd had since prefixes were assigned. i was speechless. now, even though i don't use my home phone- i will forever have that number and it forwards to my cell. so when grandma or grandpa come back- or when they call home from Heaven- someone they know will at least answer. it'd be really cool to buy their house when it comes up for sale again and move the phone number AND the stove back in. then grandma would know where to cook her noodles.
i used to get so excited when the new phonebooks would come. i always looked my name up first to see if it was in there and it always is because i am one of those dumb people who still feel like they have to have a home phone and you know the stupid thing about it? there ain't a phone plugged in anywhere in my house. ain't that dumb? you don't have to answer because i already know it is. so you're prolly thinking now, well, 'shut the bitch off then,' but i can not do it. when prince harry was in 4th grade- i'd just hooked up with the pervert HERO- it makes me SICK when i see it like that since prince harry is now in HIGH SCHOOL, nevertheless- he had this little friend ashlyn who would NOT stop calling our house- DAY AND NIGHT- and it was driving me INSANE. i called the phone company and changed our number. the lady put me on hold at the phone company- i didn't ask for any special number, and when she came back on the line she was ready to give me my new randomly assigned computer generated number. the number she gave me was my grandparent's old phone number that they'd had since prefixes were assigned. i was speechless. now, even though i don't use my home phone- i will forever have that number and it forwards to my cell. so when grandma or grandpa come back- or when they call home from Heaven- someone they know will at least answer. it'd be really cool to buy their house when it comes up for sale again and move the phone number AND the stove back in. then grandma would know where to cook her noodles.
