dear i gave the grump an ELMO doll and haven't seen him since diary,
the grump came downstairs to do his usual stance deal, the one where he gets dead in your way and wont move, and he wouldn't move. i was prepared this time- more so than the other eight thousand times, because i'd found an ELMO doll that one of the dogs at the farm had ripped the arm off of and for some reason i'd kept. i had it waiting for the next time he came down to pester me while i was trying to do something productive, or otherwise, and i'll be damned if my trick didn't work. i believe that was a little after 10pm, the last time anyone has even seen the grump, ELMO clutched hard in his chomps. it hasn't been this quiet in this house since he spent the night at the vet, oct. 11, 2006, after he got his tooth knocked out by that car as he crossed the road without looking at 6am. i know that i still haven't seen him yet, and i ain't looking for him either. ima buy him a fucking ELMO doll every day if that's what it takes to get him off my ass for three glorious hours.
the grump came downstairs to do his usual stance deal, the one where he gets dead in your way and wont move, and he wouldn't move. i was prepared this time- more so than the other eight thousand times, because i'd found an ELMO doll that one of the dogs at the farm had ripped the arm off of and for some reason i'd kept. i had it waiting for the next time he came down to pester me while i was trying to do something productive, or otherwise, and i'll be damned if my trick didn't work. i believe that was a little after 10pm, the last time anyone has even seen the grump, ELMO clutched hard in his chomps. it hasn't been this quiet in this house since he spent the night at the vet, oct. 11, 2006, after he got his tooth knocked out by that car as he crossed the road without looking at 6am. i know that i still haven't seen him yet, and i ain't looking for him either. ima buy him a fucking ELMO doll every day if that's what it takes to get him off my ass for three glorious hours.
