dear heart to heart diary,
being open to new views is accepting all the noise this dumb snake makes 24hours a day when she is hungry and if somebody doesn't go run and cater to her tomorrow (today) then we might as well slit her down the middle and fry her in the skillet because she'd gunna die anyway- from starvation- malnutrition- she'll die from the sheer neglect i am absolutely sure of it. i prolly don't even deserve a snake and never even wanted one in the first place, but now that she is no longer the size of a tiny no.2 lead pencil, (she is approximately 58 inches now) she requires a steady flow of food and she's so hungry i am afraid she's almost dead now and i think i killed a fish once. i think i starved him to death. you could see his ribs. actually it was a girl too- it would occasionally squirt out eggs- which technically i believe is caviar, but i never ate them. eww. that is the same fish that bit my arm allot when i would clean in the tank. well i am going to bed now to prolly dream about rats, snakes, or fish. so thanks. goodnight. you can call me iffin you want. it'll go to voice mail.
being open to new views is accepting all the noise this dumb snake makes 24hours a day when she is hungry and if somebody doesn't go run and cater to her tomorrow (today) then we might as well slit her down the middle and fry her in the skillet because she'd gunna die anyway- from starvation- malnutrition- she'll die from the sheer neglect i am absolutely sure of it. i prolly don't even deserve a snake and never even wanted one in the first place, but now that she is no longer the size of a tiny no.2 lead pencil, (she is approximately 58 inches now) she requires a steady flow of food and she's so hungry i am afraid she's almost dead now and i think i killed a fish once. i think i starved him to death. you could see his ribs. actually it was a girl too- it would occasionally squirt out eggs- which technically i believe is caviar, but i never ate them. eww. that is the same fish that bit my arm allot when i would clean in the tank. well i am going to bed now to prolly dream about rats, snakes, or fish. so thanks. goodnight. you can call me iffin you want. it'll go to voice mail.
