dear frisky cats are now food diary,
i do not want to go back to bed at all, nope, toooo quiet there. i thought about going to mcdonalds, but i took a big pork roast out instead. i will cook that bitch later. i caught a fly on my forehead the other day. i just reached up and picked it off my head. was that luck or skill? i say the fly was fucking retarded. i didn't know what i was doing or IDA NEVER DONE IT, it freaked me the fuck out and i am sure the fly felt the same way. i threw it on the floor and becky ate it. then we kissed. i didn't have a problem with the kissing because i couldn't see the fly anymore, but i really hate bugs. the fly had a blue bodice. eww. it still gives me the willies knowing it was between my fingers. eww. so i think i am allergic to my purple bra. it makes my boobs itch. i am either allergic or it is the ribbed material. ima only wear it with my purple shirt i guess. cuz when i take it off- all i wanna do is scratch my tits. and when you have nails as long as mine are- that can cause terrible scratches. my tits are now irritated from all the digging and scratching. i had to put lotion on, cetaphil lotion is what i use on my tits. it's the best titty lotion around. i think most every whore uses cetaphil on their tits. if they don't then they should. i tell my balding customers to use it on their heads too- it works good. docs recommend it cuz it don't clog up pores like the cheaper shit. it is nice to put on your rod too, but you'd be better off usin something else for 'that' cuz it don't last but about 18 or 19 seconds.
i do not want to go back to bed at all, nope, toooo quiet there. i thought about going to mcdonalds, but i took a big pork roast out instead. i will cook that bitch later. i caught a fly on my forehead the other day. i just reached up and picked it off my head. was that luck or skill? i say the fly was fucking retarded. i didn't know what i was doing or IDA NEVER DONE IT, it freaked me the fuck out and i am sure the fly felt the same way. i threw it on the floor and becky ate it. then we kissed. i didn't have a problem with the kissing because i couldn't see the fly anymore, but i really hate bugs. the fly had a blue bodice. eww. it still gives me the willies knowing it was between my fingers. eww. so i think i am allergic to my purple bra. it makes my boobs itch. i am either allergic or it is the ribbed material. ima only wear it with my purple shirt i guess. cuz when i take it off- all i wanna do is scratch my tits. and when you have nails as long as mine are- that can cause terrible scratches. my tits are now irritated from all the digging and scratching. i had to put lotion on, cetaphil lotion is what i use on my tits. it's the best titty lotion around. i think most every whore uses cetaphil on their tits. if they don't then they should. i tell my balding customers to use it on their heads too- it works good. docs recommend it cuz it don't clog up pores like the cheaper shit. it is nice to put on your rod too, but you'd be better off usin something else for 'that' cuz it don't last but about 18 or 19 seconds.