May 5, 2011

U-turn

dear one of us lonely diary,

it ain't me. i have a zit in my ear keeping me company today good buddy. don't stop thinking about tomorrow- soon the zit will be gone that's in my ear. it doesn't look like ima hit 10K stawkers by may 5th like i'd hoped i would, but it'll be may 6th then so OH WHALE. ima day late and a dollar short. anyone surprised besides me? i wouldn't think so. single file line please. a five digit stawker head count. omfg. me. this. on here. since january18th. fuck. me. in the ass even. dry. all day. i find myself thinking of my readers throughout the day. i often wonder who you guys are, what you are doing. what you eat. what you are wearing when you read my shit. are you at home or in a car or at work. is my page working better since i took all the stupid shit off of it? the judge shortened my sentence- the countdown was no longer correct to the 'electric chair' and the 'whore jams' were dumb. i wish i knew more about what you guys want- it's always so much about me me me- let us imagine a you you you....