May 24, 2011

validated doggie bag

dear dear oh dear diary,

i am afraid the snake will eat another kitten today. i am also afraid if she gets to liking the taste of them- she might not go back to rats. i can still see the lump in her from yesterday and she is looking up at the sky for another one to fall. i'll go get her one in a little while. my neighbor will be so pleased if she'll eat the whole litter, she's sick to death about what to do with them all. i ain't. i have full faith they'll be gone in a few days and i have yet to feel any remorse. is that bad? their eyes ain't even open yet. does that make it worse? prolly to some. i am allergic to cats. it doesn't bother me. i favor dogs. someday i would like to feed the snake an egg- cuz i heard they eat those too, but i haven't tried that yet. i ain't sure how she will like hers, scrambled or fried. i like my eggs scrambled. i love eggs. sometimes i just want to eat a whole plate full of eggs. especially in california. scrambled eggs taste so different when i am in LA, especially at canter's. i love to eat at the jewish deli. fuck. they deliver too, but i always go there. sometimes i call out there from here and ask them if they can deliver to illinois, but they always say no. them fuckers. it sucks to have to pay to park when you go there. but you have to pay to park everywhere almost. that is just the way it is.